Allison Hoff, a health and community development worker, wrote these awesome haikus. They do a good job of summing stuff up!

Please kids, wash your hands.
Fine, just don't grab the goat shit.
Okay, don't touch me.

I can't speak Woolof.
What the hell are you saying?
I'll just smile at you.

You're still talking.
I hope this isn't important.
My answer is yes.

This meat is chewy.
Maybe it's just bad chicken.
Nope, sheep intestines!

I need something sweet.
There are cough drops in my med kit.
This can't be healthy.

They are called freckles.
They are not mosquito bites.
And that is acne.